Monday 16 January 2012

First Attempted Sexual Adventure of 2012

Monumental FAIL!

Number Two lined up a meet with a potential iShag via Grindr over the weekend. We agreed to meet in a public place then go for a drink/chat before taking things further.

We arrived first and were chatting to a friend who'd happened by when he turned up. Apparently he got the impression that his first threesome had grown into a foursome... That's inflation for you... Before we could even exchange pleasantries, he started to freak out.

I didn't even get the chance to voice an opinion as to whether I was interested or not. Outnumbered three to one, he turned on his heels and fled.

In hindsight, he was seriously shy, which he'd hinted at in his messages. I think we've smoothed over our social faux pas (again, via Grindr) but I don't think anything's likely to happen with this one.

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